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A ditsy, dizzy diva diving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Underneath the bed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Looking for some place to hide<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her all-too-well-known head<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O\u2019 it wouldn\u2019t do to be found<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Playing cards here in The Hague<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gambling-a-bermuda<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And strip poker with the page.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It had started oh so innocent,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A conversation with the Queen;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First one drink, then another,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then another, \u2018til she\u2019d leaned<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just a wee bit too hard<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Against the royal person\u2019s side<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who promptly fell from off the balcony<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh my! There went her alibi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The cops were searching room by room<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her time was running out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And the page, God rest his sorry soul,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Had thought to give a shout<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now he rested on the carpet<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Looking altogether dead<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With \u201cGolf Balls by Lexus\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Printed backwards on his head<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now the story ends abruptly here<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh what a tragedy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They locked the diva in the can<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And threw away the key!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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